The Most $#%&^*@ Guy in The World!
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So there I was, being introduced to perfect strangers around the dinner table by a friend when this buttmonkey ( apparently a sorry excuse for a boyfriend of one of the ladies ) suddenly came up beside me, and with his index finger pointing at my face, ASKED ALOUD to the whole bunch "WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?" in the most obnoxious way ever deemed possible to come out from the human buccal cavity.

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What an inconsiderate, unethical socially-uncouth baboon !!!(and a real baboon has better butt-wiping manners!!!). That was ^%#^%$@*& rude and uncalled for, you pathetic excuse for a neanderthal!!! Acting like a fake-Crocs-wearing pai-kia with a dash of megamoron tendencies in front of your woman is soooooo NOT cool, you dumb ass.

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Losing my cool, I quickly decapitated his head using the chopsticks on the table, and in the next instance, the ugly blob of pimply-skin and hair fell to the group in a silent thud.

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Or I wished I did. But then knowing me, I just walked away.

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I'll leave the jerk for the Crazy Horse girls to do their one last scintillating death-kick at him.