Pleasure is the flower that passes; remembrance, the lasting perfume..... . . ~Jean de Boufflers

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Ad-venture.
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I was pondering about the recent MOE commercial which showed a geography teacher freezing her classroom to sub-zero temperatures, a physics teacher levitating zero-G moments in his tutorial class and an art teacher provoking a stegosaurus to take a hike outside the school's windows, among other things.
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I wonder what sort of practical magic the geniuses in the ministry would come up for an inspiring biology teacher.
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I was thinking of gigantic kidneys with trails of bloodied ureters magically magnified out from the insides of a volunteer student for a real-time dissection practical in class, and the teacher continues to pull out all the other organs and somehow enlarging them for others to touch and examine them, all these without anaesthesia. Cool.
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Although somehow I seriously doubt they will ever air it. I think the gory bloody fest is fine, but the sight of an enlarged prostate gland is just so wrong.