Shareware.

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I've no qualms about sharing our table with other people at foodcourts and those circular tables at those old-fashioned foodstalls at wet markets.

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However, I cannot understand why, in spite of ALL the empty tables there were at Holland Close Food Centre on a lazy Saturday morning, this weird guy had to thrust his plate of lontong on the same table I was sitting at. Right beside me.

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And proceeded to whack his breakfast - like nobody's business.

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I was just too curiously stunned to say anything for a minute - and the first thing that came to my mind was that I was secretly being filmed for Gotcha's next season or some idiot's gag prank project.

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It could be his jackass way of spending his school holidays constructively, I guess - by secretly videotaping and frightening random people who were casually waiting for their packed lontong for breakfast, and editing them professionally for his crazed friends to admire his Punk'd skills later on.

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In retaliation, I quickly took off from the table without giving him the slightest pleasure of making me his latest goofball on Youtube. Dammit, you Ashton Kutcher-wannabe, you already make me feel paranoid of waiting for lontong.